This girl is all over my Schlitz

in the cooler

31 Responses to “This girl is all over my Schlitz”

  1. Uncle Wally says:

    Hope she taste better than Schlitz

  2. M. T. Balsac says:

    Nice cans.

  3. needsmoreasstokeepmyballsofthesheets says:

    waiting for the “carry her around like a 12 pack” joke. don’t disappoint me people,

  4. Dixen Uranus says:

    “I’m so hot for her but she’s so cold”

  5. Covered Wagon says:

    its like the Jeffrey Dahmer of hot chicks.

  6. buck naked says:

    Heard this chick was frigid

  7. FuckEmBucky says:

    Oh come on. Beer and a chick in your beer fridge. Now that’s a solid start to the weekend.

  8. Just A Thought says:

    Not the brightest chick: “Now go into the frig and get me a beer….”

  9. j says:

    She likes it in the can.

  10. Haywood Jablomie says:

    Chick goes to all that trouble and there’s no high beams? wtf

  11. Mike D says:

    Happy Hour special: $1.99 Schlitz and Tits

    Left hand looks like an alien claw, right?

  12. MeatCurtains says:

    Gee honey, I don’t know why my breath smells like pussy…I swear I was just knocking a few back at the bar!

  13. ballstink says:

    I’d put my lady in the freezer too, but I’d have no room for my urine.

  14. Gerard Depardieu says:

    It will slow down your yeast infection, but it won’t cure it. Try Monistat.

  15. Vertigo says:

    “How long does it take to get a beer? God you are such a bitch.”

  16. Jo'mama says:

    as long as you can carry her home like a six-pack it should be all good

  17. Ricky Retardo says:

    Is that a ‘Lock & Load’ T-shirt? I’ve got a nice load for her. Hand me a Schlitz, baby….

  18. DumpslikeaTruck says:

    Honey I told you to just shut up! Get in the cooler damn it.

    Anywho, it’s friday and always a good day to OGGLE MS. KRUPA !!!
    Her sister is smokin as well.

    http://www.brobible.com/Story/35284

    Enjoy. Happy Friday!

  19. The Donger says:

    I warned you twice what would happen if you ever knocked my beer over by accident.

  20. Ricky Retardo says:

    Dumps, you made this office’s day!

    “Hey hey hey hey……look at lil’ sister!”

  21. E. Norm Stitz says:

    I want your nips firmly pointing to the customers when you sell my suds

  22. The Donger says:

    That makes me twice as horny. Put a chocolate cake in there and I can die in peace.

  23. BelieveMeWhenITellYou says:

    Never tell a blonde that you are freezing your ass off when it’s cold outside….she might just lock her own fat ass in the freezer.

  24. j says:

    Joanne Krupa spread reminds me of the ZZ Top line,

    “She won’t do it but her sister will.” -and that would be okay with me. They ought to bottle that genome.

  25. slingingjeans says:

    ONE OF THE FUNNIEST PICTURES EVER,
    WHEN SHES GOOD AND STIFF YOU CAN LOAD HER IN THE WOOD CHIPPER

  26. giddy up says:

    wow thats dangerous

  27. Downhill Fast says:

    Fucking hilarious posts….still crying!!!

  28. clem says:

    Where’s she at? I’m gonna tell my wife I’m stoppin’ off after work for a ‘cold one’!

  29. JS says:

    I had a chick like that once in my fridge, but she was dead.

  30. rounder says:

    Cute chick, but…Schlitz, enuff said.

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