Let me see that palm of yours, Jamie Pressly.
Captured: the elusive shadow of a fart.
Honeymoon report
My Name is Earl is kinda rare for a TV comedy - it's neither really funny like a handful of shows, nor unbearable like the rest. But even if it was one of the best, would it really be worth the expense for paparazzi to make the trip to Fiji to snap honeymoon pics of one of the cast, the sloppily hot Jamie Pressly?
She must have a dedicated agent.
Let me see that palm of yours, Jamie Pressly.
Captured: the elusive shadow of a fart.
Let me see that palm of yours, Jamie Pressly.
Captured: the elusive shadow of a fart.
At least she lives up to her “white trash” character, I’d still do her. She is the kind of tramp who put the name on the popular tramp stamp and made all the fat uglies get one.
The lipo lips don’t look bad on her either, even the fake tits cheer me up.
She is so dirty I’d bang her in a port-o-john
Before
After
Something about that white trash southern accent and jaw muscles that could eat through a garbage can just turns me on almost as much as Tractor girl. Nice hogan too. After a while though, she would definitely need a muzzle. Can’t believe she left Earl (the good guy) for that no good spook.
I know it’s her honeymoon and all, but he’s probably sick of her shit.
Don’t like tramp stamps, nor do I like fake titties…..nonetheless, Ms Pressley will still be awarded the prestigious Mike D Five-Rope rating.
Someone should call her agent and pass on the good news….
Hot and trashy, short term buy rating, long term sell
Hot and trashy, short term buy rating, long term sell. I like to check her ‘earl’
I’d beat that like a rented mule. I am with Buck, short term/long term
She’s a Mike D Five-Raper? Probably don’t want to announce that to her agent.
Agree with Buck…short term buyer and get my shots updated…..Kid Rock worked that ass for a while
Liked her better without the after-market fun bags, which given their poor quality, were probably acquired before she got famous. That said, I’d still be all over her like a seagull on a french fry.
Love her, have loved her since Joe Dirt. Agree, she’d be sexier without the fake boobs and tramp stamp, but she works the trashy so good that she’s fabulous. If Jamie Pressley & Britney Spears has proven one thing, it’s that you can take the girl out of the trailer park….
SoCal: Rented mule? Good one.
SoCal: I’d beat her like a rented Ford pickup
Trashy. I’d pick her up in my pickem up truck and go out to the bean field with a bottle of moonshine. Then I’d spend the rest of the evening shining her moon
If you wouldn’t fuck her you’re a fag. Buy
If that were Elvis’s daughter, I might believe that MJ wasn’t a homo/child molester. I said might.
So far she hasn’t gone the way of Tara Reid. But eventually she probably will go Pam Anderson, hopefully she will respectfully cover her ass up.
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Your word, admin, not mine. My intentions with Ms Presley are simply to deliver several king-sized schlepings of man yogurt to her grill. Nothing more, nothing less. Good day to you, sir.
Great body and a slutty way about her. I’d hit it hard even though her face sometimes looks like the creature from the Black Lagoon.
Jeez Travis,
Tara Reid’s cock-socket must look like a day-old Arby’s roast beef wrap, and they DIDN’T hold the mayo. Wonder who the B-lister is who has been relegated to hitting that. Screech?
Id fill presley all day. Long time fan of hers
There is a picture out there of her from Poison Ivy 2 I think when she was younger that shows her ass. And it is arguably tied for greatest of all time.
If you would like to fully appreciate Jamie Pressley please rent Poison Ivy-The Seduction, you will be a buyer all day long
Love this chick. Just like My Name Is Earl she makes Joe Dirt watchable.
Any negative comments about this nearly perfect piece of white trash heaven is said by flamboyant homosexuals, who prefer the company animals, small children and farm equipment, to that of one of the hottest POAs in hollywood for more than 10 years running.
You bought that 5 or 6 of a wife of yours, who’s weighin in at 165 now on a good day, but jamie pressly is a long term sell. Yep, sure thing champ.
FAKE TITS !!!
TF, that just made my day. Thanks man.
MT: Cock-socket? Falling out of my chair laughing to that one….
Travis – My pleasure. The thread made my day, cause I got to google her for a few minutes.
Vertigo: Well said.