Oh, while his new music sucks.... he still knows how to pick em.
This ol' cock of mine,
been smoked a thousand times,
now let's see what you can doooo....
He has a magic tuft with the ladies
REPORT TOKER: I don't think enough credit is ever given to Rod Stewart.
The guy crushed trim back in the day, and his early music killed. And he can get his package to point on his own towards the honey spot... a true rock star.
Oh, while his new music sucks.... he still knows how to pick em.
This ol' cock of mine,
been smoked a thousand times,
now let's see what you can doooo....
Oh, while his new music sucks.... he still knows how to pick em.
This ol' cock of mine,
been smoked a thousand times,
now let's see what you can doooo....
Rod looks like the butch half of a lesbian couple in the bottom pic. Kind of what I envision Ellen DeGenerous looking like in 10 years time.
HOLY HIGH BEAMS, BATMAN
Must have been cold in the D, the high beams were on.
This shows the power of money. Anyone with a big enough wad can find trim anywhere. It also never hurts to be a rock star. Even bar bands get trim. I amgoing to start taking guitar lessons now.
Pics one and two-I’d pound them like a private with his first 3 day pass
Rod has dipped his stick into some great ass over the years and Admin is correct, his music with Faces (and Ronnie Wood) in the early 70s kicked ass. A great Rod quote:
“Instead of getting married again, I’m going to find a woman I don’t like and just give her a house.”
Now he does a Vegas-style act but he’s still banging serious mogambo…
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How many pints of Jizz did this young turk supposedly swallow? Tapped some serious talent in his day, fo sure. Gotta run down to walmart and grb that orange/green garanimals outfit for my trip to jamaica.
Seal’s face looks like it was carpet bombed and gets Heidi Klum. Rod Stewart is in menopause and still gets endless hot trim. I quit. I’m buying a friggin guitar right now.
Buck. I remember that urban myth (?) of him having to cancel a concert because there were too many reports in his stomach. ___ True ___ False.
Girl #1 – isn’t that a Bond girl?
False
How about the Jagger/Clapton one?
70s babe in the top picture is sweeeet!
was the jizz swallowing Rod or barry Manilow? It’s tough to tell them apart in the bottom pic…
btw, LMAO at topic, well done admin
He’s acting shy looking for an answer
Come on, honey, let’s spend the night together
Now hold on a minute before we go much further
Give me a dime so I can phone my mother
They catch a cab to his high rise apartment
At last he can break out his green and orange banana hammock
It was Manilow swallowing Rod.
Thanks for the explanation Bodi…at least the girls were safe
saw him in ’72 at northwestern with faces.great show.then he turned into a pillow biter.
Britt is smoking, search her in the original Wicker Man. Barney Frank would even fuck her.
Rod was good as frontman for Jeff Beck’s band too.
Tera: Britt Ekland was in The Man With The Golden Gun… and as for Rod being a cum dumpster:
http://www.snopes.com/music/artists/rockstar.asp
That doesn’t mean he didn’t blow Mick Jagger or David Bowie, however …
btw…I wonder if he was wearing those undies?
Terafly – asked myself that same question too. Wasn’t her name Honey Ryder or something like that? Was one of the Roger Moore (ie fake Bond) flicks – The Man with the Golden Gun?
Motherfucker is wearing Underoos in the top picture.
Wake up Maggie I think about something to slam in you
cause it’s late September and I’ve really got a backed up tool
Gerard, hilarious and so fucking true. Let me know when guitar lessons start and where I should be.
I wonder if I could pull ass wearing a fucking tank top and a matching banana hammock. Geez us, where did I go wrong? Oh yea, guitar lessons.
prooof that every woman has her price
When did Rod join a Flock Of Seagulls?
Also, his daughter looks more manly than he does.
I can’t imagine he sang this to these broads…
“Yea Ill pay your cab fare home
You can even use my best colonge
Just dont be here in the morning when I wake up”
“That’s what I like about these high school girls. I get older, they stay the same age.” Mathew McConaughey, Dazed & Confused
What is he, like 4 f@cking feet tall?
p.s. shave that bush Rod…
This is Rods’ LA “House.” If I had this joint I’d have her on my arm as well…and 3 more waiting their turn in the rotation at home.
http://virtualglobetrotting.com/map/rod-stewarts-house/view/?service=1
If my Grandma wasn’t in heaven, I’d swear that was her in the bottom picture.
I don’t think his nut hugger bikini will ever make it into the Hard Rock Cafe.
Nice crib. To tap that in every bedroom and shower would take a month.
Vin:
If that was my crib, I’d have the sluts stationed all over the house like an 8th graders porn stash.
One under the bed, one in the closet, one behind the shitter, one in the floor vent of the living room… No one would even know they were there.
Mike D – Britt Ekland was Ms. Goodnight in the Man with the Golden Gun. Needs to pump up the fun bags but otherwise was smoking –
http://lotsofsugarandspice.blogspot.com/2009/07/say-goodnight-to-britt-ekland.html
Was smoking being the operative words. No hot cougar period for her –
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-506891/Ex-Bond-girl-Britt-Ekland-latest-aging-star-succumb-trout-pout.html
No, Rod, I don’t think you’re sexy.
Guys, I remember that rumor about Rod. What is Snopes gonna do, ADMIT its true?