Beastie Brats

There's no way for me to tell if people are sick of Balloon Boy as I re-enter life's normal routine after a rousing jaunt through our nation's capitol, Las Vegas. I just know that, like the Balloon Boy story itself, I've never seen anything like this video. Not much can stop these kids from growing to be total dicks. They're pretty much already there. I'm a dick too. rape is wrong

29 Responses to “Beastie Brats”

  1. Dr. Fitznicentight says:

    The Obama election started the downfall of this nation. This new generation of wiggers will surely finish it off.

    Admin – I guess the hookers out there do take chips after all, eh?

  2. M. T. Balsac says:

    Bally’s? C’mon Admin. Your better than that.

    BTW, I think Balloon-Knot Boy will end up in a adoption bidding war between Madonna and Angelina Jolie while the old man is raped in prison. This country is so f*cked.

  3. Gerard Depardieu says:

    Kids, once they recoup the cost of the emergency service people whose time was wasted, you will be poorer than coolie labor getting off the boat in San Francisco. And I know about artistic license and all but the mom’s ass is not white, it’s yellow and she makes Yoko Ono look hot.

  4. Joey Gibroni says:

    Good haul Admin. Looks like you had enough to buy the Hershey Highway.

  5. Marlin Perkins says:

    Darwin Award candidates practicing and vying for position.

  6. buck naked says:

    Lets go Admin. Some pix and stories from Vegas please!

  7. Covered Wagon says:

    proof late stage abortions should be legalized to the age of 10.
    I need some Monday morning T&A…….get on it admin

  8. j says:

    kids are mini-douches. parent’s total douches. she is never sexually satisfied, he is looking at himself in the mirror when he does it.

  9. The Donger says:

    Admin. Tough flight back with a bloody ass?

  10. DK NI says:

    Yo Balloon Boy, I’m really happy for you and I’ma let you finish, but Anne Frank was the best hiding in the attic story of all time.

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  11. SoCalMenace says:

    Admin, I am hoping you went Pac Man Jones and made it rain at the “OG” with your loot. Although I am sure chips hurt.

    Classic Donger!!!

  12. Elaine Benes says:

    DKNI: FTW. Hilarious.

  13. Elaine Benes says:

    DKNI: FTW. Hilarious.

  14. DumpsLikeaTruck says:

    That family is worse than the Palin’s!

    Nice pull admin. Always bet on black.

  15. Travis the Chimp says:

    Good one Admin, but ballon boys family will never measure up to the Ricky Bobby Family.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vuAUI_0knfk&feature=PlayList&p=982E7A8D0B750340&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=7

  16. Travis the Chimp says:

    watch until the end when the little kids fuck w/the old man.

  17. LeatherNuts says:

    I’ll tell you what Pussification is… NFL football players wearing pink fucking wristbands and fuscia cleats.
    Vince Lombardi and Tom Landry must be rolling over in their fucking graves.

  18. Freddie "Boom Boom" Washington says:

    Maybe just Vince Lombardi. Let’s not get ahead of ourselves there, Leather.

  19. David says:

    Wait Balloon Boy was also on Wife Swap?

  20. Joey Gibroni says:

    Hey Admin, I just noticed you’re on a Mac you lemming.

  21. rickywilliamsbong says:

    buck naked…..Rule #1….No pics in Vegas…
    Rule #2 ….. See Rule # 1

  22. Elaine Benes says:

    Come on, LN, it’s for a good cause, breast cancer. Thought you guys loved boobs??

    Travis: just like a spider monkey.

  23. Danny Tanner says:

    I don’t recall if it was Sean Penn or Tim Hutton, but whichever one was the Snowman, he should kill Falcon.

  24. LeatherNuts says:

    Sorry, Elaine… but if the cheerleaders starting going topless, the issue would get much more attention. Let the men be men, dammit.

  25. Elaine Benes says:

    LN…. how about some pink pasties??

  26. Mr. Gimlet says:

    They got pussed — the vid is now gone!

  27. jakedasnake says:

    Why didn’t they just donate all the dollars it took to outfit every player coach, ballboy, official, and camerman in every NFL stadium in pink to research and be done with it? But I do also like the topless cheerleader idea, too… just for the record

  28. Elaine Benes says:

    Good point, Jake.

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