Leslie Nielsen pisses me off

I don’t understand (usually when people say that they mean, “I don’t like” – but not me though, I’m different) why more and more women have names that range from not feminine (like Madison or Gaga) to downright masculine (like Jason or James).

jason lee

This is a travel day. I can’t let the Jason Lee conundrum ruin my journey.

These girls loved the rainbow banner I unfurled outside my cabana this weekend.

rainbow

Told them to beat it. OMG, so tacky!

28 Responses to “Leslie Nielsen pisses me off”

  1. Tyrone Shoelaces says:

    The brazenly clearly nippleage in pic 1 made my day. Can’t walk around for at least 3 minutes. luckily all these broads on CNBC are wood killers except for the korean one

  2. DK NI says:

    Jason Lee

    65309_video-224172-jason-lee-and-ethan-suplee-talk-my-name-is-earl.jpg

  3. Gerard Depardieu says:

    I don’t care if #1 is named Mike Ditka.

    I always thought Kimbo Slice Depardieu is a nice name for a girl.

  4. The Donger says:

    Admin. FIERCE!

  5. buck naked says:

    There u go Admin! Top pic, bet she can suck a golf ball thru 20 feet of garden hose! That bottom pic like a crayola box of tang!

  6. Dick Gzinya says:

    Pic 2 – I don’t know why the hands-in-the-hair thing just works so much for me… If the gal behind her with the outrageous tracts-of-land were to do that, just think of all the sidewinder action…

  7. shrttrdr says:

    Jason Lee is a “Glamour” photographer that does shoots for Maxim.
    I’d let that chick handle my hose any day.
    I’d cover any of the colorful chicks with my white paint.

  8. j says:

    Vegas is Silicone Valley.

  9. IckyThump says:

    she’s a pro at holding things that spurt.

  10. E. Norm Stitz says:

    An expert hose gripper. Norm will change his name to Nancy for a one-hour hayride with this specimen…

  11. Mr. Gimlet says:

    why does a name matter when you have…
    pic 1: a wonderful appetizer
    pic 2: an all you can eat smorgasbord

  12. The Donger says:

    I’d like to see her shove that hose right up her cunt. Yeah, I went there.

  13. buck naked says:

    Donger, I think Pic 1 is a squirter!

  14. Vertigo says:

    Blonde in light blue in 2nd pic-I’d eat the peanuts out of her shit. Goddamn

  15. M. T. Balsac says:

    Call her what you will, just don’t call me late to douse her with my swimmers.

  16. jl suxs says:

    and yet four guys somewhere are sick of their shit….

  17. Dr. Fitznicentight says:

    I see water…there should be a motorboat pulling up!

  18. Downhill Fast says:

    I don’t think at all right now…..my other brain is in complete control.

    thanks Admin

  19. tommyb says:

    chick in green in pic # 2 is my toy of choice.

    Top pic, wow thats exactly what happened to me when she grabed my hose.

  20. Knarf says:

    Pretty sure that top pic is of Kellie Maines, photographed by Jason Lee

  21. woodlawnboy says:

    Pic 2. Blonde. Got the penis fold in the bikini panty

  22. j says:

    Where were women like this when I was a lot younger? never seemed to find them.

  23. Travis the Chimp says:

    I’d spread my secret recipe syrup on those pancake nipples.

  24. maverick says:

    you can call her hank lee i’m in for three srokes come on her thigh and night night.

  25. The Donger says:

    Admin. Just put some neosporin on your ass and get crankin.

  26. Tuba says:

    Maybe JASON Lee used to be a man.
    They have some pretty amasing bolt ons now adays..
    But if that body used to eb covered in hair and sporting a tally whacker, I can’t see any tell tale signs anywhere.
    The poor girl’s father wanted a boy I guess…

  27. hwkd65 says:

    “you motorboating son-of-a-bitch, you old sailor you…”

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