Fill or kill: Vegas rooftop

Objectionable tat and Skeletor bookend a fabulous meat sandwich at Mandalay Bay ... vegas sun None were into me. I guess I shaved my goatee for nothing. At least men respect the goat. Goateed guys nod to each other in recognition on sidewalks, kind of a "hey guy, I like your prison pussy, we'd probably be friends if we knew each other" kind of thing. I miss that. What woman could ever understand such a thing? zzzzzzz

43 Responses to “Fill or kill: Vegas rooftop”

  1. Team Fill says:

    screw it.

    f,f,f,f,f

  2. Uncle Wally says:

    FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

    My wife is pregnant, huge and I am horny. Fill as many times as this undersexed overweight creepy uncle can handle

    [edited to half a line's worth]

  3. Uncle Wally says:

    Sorry about the FFF line, did not know it would run like that

  4. PUtza Tinkdikan says:

    Fill, Fill, Fill, double Fill for blondie, Fill.
    Amazing collection of tail, all looking for a vegas romp.

    If you miss waving at guys, get a Jeep Wrangler, i think they are into that sort of heteroquestionable shite. It’s an army thing, don’t ask don’t tell.

  5. Ricky Retardo says:

    I must be a member of Team Fill as well. Fill ‘em all, even the white Biafran, to the brim.

    I have been sporting a goatee since 1993 or so. Some women say it’s dated, others like it. My wifes wants me to keep it, probably because it hides part of my face. Me? I could give a shit what people think; it’s less to shave ………

  6. buck naked says:

    Buck is the man-da-LAY them all

  7. j says:

    I am with the crowd. Fill till it comes out their ears and nose.
    take blondie home.

  8. The Donger says:

    I’d bang them right after a forced visit to an all you can eat buffet. No salad bar allowed.

  9. NotConvicted says:

    skinny chic on right, yes.

    second from right, oh yes.

    despite my mantra of “the bigger the hoop, the bigger the ho”, i’d pass on second from left

    i’d probably spend a lot of money on the middle chic and get nowhere

  10. Gerard Depardieu says:

    The stripe girl has an unbelievable body. Something is going on with the face.

  11. The Donger says:

    The slut bitch on the right looks like she lost 100lbs at some point based on those stretch marks.

  12. Dr. Fitznicentight says:

    Who said you can’t go tuna fishing in the middle of the desert? Far left is the best.

  13. j says:

    Gerard, the only bad thing about blondies face is my dick is not in her mouth

  14. Balls McLongCock says:

    I been packing the goatee since 1982. I know, it’s old school. I call it my “womb broom”……..

  15. M. T. Balsac says:

    Girl on far right should come with a warning: “Caution: Reports May Deflect Off of Boney Midriff; Eye Protection Recommended.”

    Would go “all-in” on blue stripes but they don’t get filthier than chicks with belly button load-ropes like the brunnette is sporting. She’s the group pump of this quintet.

  16. shrttrdr says:

    Fill that program trade and build a bigger position in the blonde

  17. Bob the Horse says:

    Stripes. Fill. I’d fold her sun lounger. I’d tint her shades. I’d test the welding on her implants.

    Friends of stripes. Kill.

  18. maverick says:

    goatees,shaved heads,tattoos,earrings.piercings all lemmings attempts at making a statement.statement is “i’m a conformist”.

  19. PUtza Tinkdikan says:

    I spent so much time staring at blondie, I didn’t even notice the girl with the belly rope till now. What a cum-dumpster. Stopping out, reversing, and killing.
    She spent the weekend with her ankles pinned to her ears, by Sunday morning she’s a petri dish!

  20. Mike D says:

    Hey! It’s the Skat Pack doin it right in Sin City!

    Fill all. Just keepin it real. Yo.

    Hey….wait a minute….second from left…Lewinsky??

  21. palmer bottoms says:

    Belly button ring = butt-whore

  22. DJ Domestic Violence says:

    Kill, Kill, Kill, Fill , Fill. Three consecutive Ks not wholly intentional, I promise.

  23. Elaine Benes says:

    Don’t see any stretch marks on any of ‘em. Hate the tat on Lefty. They all could use some curves.

    I like goatees, guys. Feels pretty good between the thighs. I’m just sayin’.

  24. Elaine Benes says:

    My furry BF has the goatee. Silver, like his hair. Quite nice, keeps it neat and trim. Been threatening to shave it. I say no, no, no. Trust me guys, the ladies like ‘em…. it feels nice…

  25. Craven Morehead says:

    from left to right:
    tat skank, will kick someone’s ass
    her head is bigger than the Goodyear Blimp
    waaaay out of her league, and won’t put out

    Class all by her self…fill

    Weekend at Bernadette’s…wtf, is she a corpse?

  26. Mike D says:

    EB – A little confused here. Could you please explain (in great detail) what you mean by a goatee “feeling pretty good between the thighs”??

  27. DumpslikeaTruck says:

    Yeah EB, I am not understanding this either. It would itch on hardwood floors right?

    Please include more detail.

    3 Kills, 2 on right fill. Stripes would take a beating from the lil governor!

  28. Johnny Wad says:

    Why would I cultivate around my mouth that which grows wild around my ass?

  29. Downhill Fast says:

    There’re all holding IT in. Vaginal discharge that is.
    They’ve all been downstairs eating meat popsicles and getting air-tight at the Hard Cock Hotel.

  30. Elaine Benes says:

    Not too short, guys, then it’s itchy, on the hardwood floors and on the full bush. When it’s a little longer, it’s soft. Not too long, then it’s just nasty.

  31. Mike D says:

    EB – any kind of design there? Landing strip? “V” shape, etc? Also, blonde? Brunette? Red?

  32. DumpslikeaTruck says:

    Mike D,

    like where your head is at!

  33. DumpslikeaTruck says:

    I am thinking full bush, otherwise how would she know if it is ithcy?

    I love it EB. Like a trimmed on the sides full bush!

  34. Elaine Benes says:

    Used to be a nice thin landing strip, but now it’s trimmed just on the sides. What can I say? BF likes a full bush. Carpet does NOT match the drapes, entirely. Let’s say it’s a contrasting color. Too much gray up top, gotta keep it covered. Gray is attractive on men, not so on women.

  35. Mike D says:

    EB – Thanks for playing, you’re a good sport. Glad to here some trimwork is going on down there (nobody but pervs like the 70s jailbreak look).

    Hey, was just thinkin…..maybe we can put a little boob discussion on tommorrow’s agenda? You down with that, EB?

  36. Elaine Benes says:

    Sure, Mike. Anything to make the work day a little brighter.

  37. mrkcbill says:

    Looks like a big bowl of eating disorders.

  38. TKO says:

    I strangely want to backhand the sunglasses off of each and everyone of them and then decide. Some wear those big black things over their face for a reason.

    Additionally, note the Arnold like bicep/tricep combo for the far left.

  39. DumpslikeaTruck says:

    Good for BF, me too! You are a good sport indeed. I think we need more ass pics and less fake boobs. Maybe real boobs Wednesday…

  40. reynbo says:

    Go tee’s are out dudes, unless you are perpetrating some sort of image… Nice move admin to get with the times. If you’re going for a look, go with the handlebar mustache. Makes more of a statement these days. Also, always remember to smooth it out down low. NO ONE likes a 70′s hip to hipper or the stray coily male or female.

  41. DumpslikeaTruck says:

    I disagree. I like a full trimmed on the sides bush. Nothing says gross to me then a bald, 12 year old looking vag. Looks premature and you get bumps and other garbage with that.

  42. budonkadonky says:

    “It stays in Vegas” right?

    because if its a riskless trade i’ll take a fill on any / all of the above…

    Priority given to middle chic and striped bikini…
    would actually take a flyer on tat chic – she’s gotta be a fun ride….
    would let skinny girl and rope ‘a dope hang around to wipe (ie. lick) off any lingering reports…

  43. bid wanted says:

    Badonkey. In full agreement. But I would never tire of the blonde. And her carpet doesn’t match the drapes b/c there is no carpet (I think)

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