Scary beach

What's got him spooked, the attractive women or the big waves? Maybe it's just a flight to quality.

18 Responses to “Scary beach”

  1. Ricky Retardo says:

    Living with Jabba-Mama, the bikini babes must look like aliens to the poor little tyke.

  2. j says:

    one was his sister. she pushed him under. He was scared of the hardwood floors he saw.

  3. M. T. Balsac says:

    He just issued his first report.

  4. Mike D says:

    Look at the legs on that mastadon. A family of great whites could feed off that thing well into the next century.

  5. Terafly says:

    Maybe he’s that retard from Gilbert Grape

  6. Dixen Uranus says:

    does anyone else see the shit trail behind the whale?

  7. Clint Taurus says:

    The kid’s name is obviously Jonah…

    alternatively:

    Call me Ishmael.

  8. The Donger says:

    I think Steve Phillips is banging the mom.

  9. Uncle Wally says:

    He’s afraid he might get crushed by his moms shadow

  10. buck naked says:

    Donger, now that’s funny. I’m kinda surprised Paris Hilton in the middle would swim in such murky waters

  11. FuckEmBucky says:

    nothing like a morning dose of jailbait…er…that mom is hot.

  12. Gerard Depardieu says:

    A US attack sub followed her for an hour before they discovered their mistake.

  13. PUtza Tinkdikan says:

    jailbait…needs proof of age.
    momma is a giant. baby clinging to cottage cheese.

  14. Ricky Retardo says:

    He can hide in Momma’s knee.

    Donger, very funny, Possibly true. And Gerard, they may have followed the shit-trail slick that D. Uranus noticed. It’s still cleaner than Orchard Beach in Da Bronx…

  15. Team Fill says:

    I also need some proof of age. Possibly underage. yikes. though, im sure little man doesnt care. I dont think hes scared; rather, he appears poised for strike

  16. Dr. Fitznicentight says:

    Junior gets final motorboating lesson from momma before going in for the kill.

  17. hwkd65 says:

    “you motorboating son-of-a-bitch, you old sailor you!”

  18. Here's Johnny says:

    Why does that kid need a life vest when he’s got momma-flotating-device in his arms to save him when he starts to go under?

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