Emanuela

Emanuela de Paula's ass passes the sniff test. Don't even have to smell it, I'm willing to waive formalities, but I'll whiff it if she insists. FP_IMAGE_3880365/FP_SET_3879146 Emanuela is described as a Brazilian supermodel ... ... not sure exactly what propels a model to supermodel status ... maybe it's her looks. FP_IMAGE_3880368/FP_SET_3879146 These shots were taken at a beach on St. Barts which is an island I enjoy jetting to for lunch and a quick dump. FP_IMAGE_3880363/FP_SET_3879146 I'm leading an expedition to Brazil to see if this bitch has sisters and we are going to pose as gay fashion agents from New York. Part of the ruse includes overt ass play to throw protective brothers and fathers off our malevolent designs. This means I'm gonna park the pink sub in your ass, travel buddy; you're gonna take one for the team. Hopefully she has sisters.

29 Responses to “Emanuela”

  1. DJ Domestic Violence says:

    That is definitely a buy. I’d put her market cap way higher than the 2.5 mil she got this year for strutting/slutting it up for Victoria’s Secret.

  2. admin says:

    Oh baby I’m thinking about your spam purse…

  3. tyrone shoelaces says:

    the women in south america are one of the world’s greatest mysteries………. how are they so hot? when i was in Peru and Paraguay those chicks their were magnificient. brazil too for sure, but you get a lot of uglie ass Jemimas there too.

  4. Ricky Retardo says:

    Hmmmmm…. travel/butt buddy in order to get Brazilian supermodel ass…….

    Nope, sorry, nothing goes up the Retardo poop chute other than the occasional doctor’s finger.

  5. Travis the Chimp says:

    Tyrone, simple formula. Great looking before reproduction. Add 10lbs subtract one each for each year after they have a baby and they all look like this.

    Better to just hire them as a cleaning lady and fire them as they get knocked up by Rico.

    [Travis, changed your image to a link. No granny pics following Emanuela.]

  6. Ricky Retardo says:

    Admin, only if you’re hung like a hamster…..

    [About the size of a doctor's pinky.]

  7. admin says:

    The road can be a lonely place, jest close yer eyes and think of Emanuela’s sister.

  8. The Screaming Seagull says:

    Oh baby I’m thinking about your axe wound…

  9. stiffler says:

    Oh baby I’m thinking about your spaz hole.

  10. joeboy says:

    it looks like that beautiful rump just left a huge dump by her feet in the first picture

  11. Downhill Fast says:

    I’d eat the peanuts out of her….

  12. j says:

    St Bart’s is normally topless. Saline Beach was bottomless in some cases.

    Where are those pics?

  13. buck naked says:

    Bookin my tix for ’16 Olympics. I love me a god brazilian. Best part is Obama’s getting Chitown shutout

  14. The Donger says:

    Ricky, you had it right the 1st time. Don’t sell out. I’m a team player but fuck that team!

    Her gap has to be a world record.

  15. M. T. Balsac says:

    Oh baby, I’m thinking about your hog-wallet.

  16. Yikes says:

    That’s not the ideal Brazilian ass…unacceptable.

  17. Dixen Uranus says:

    Bottom pic, I would set fire to a small village of orphans to get her to sit and bounce on my face like that

  18. Gerard Depardieu says:

    Hot women, beautiful beaches and a Camden NJ crime rate.

  19. Ricky Retardo says:

    OK, Donger, I won’t go there….

    Gerard, if only Camden had a beach on the Delaware… we might find this caramel honey:

    [Image changed to link.

    No giant hoggers in posts underneath hot ones.]

  20. Gerard Depardieu says:

    Ricky, sexy bathing suit, very seductive pose. Showing a little nipple, but the radiation burns on the second fold are a turn off. Do you have a number for her? I have a job for her and those heals, my lawn needs to be aerated

  21. Mike D says:

    Thx for posting that pic twice, Ricky.

    Do that to me one more time
    Once is never enough
    With a baboon like JuWamba….

  22. Ricky Retardo says:

    hahaha her stretch marks mean ‘gigantress who eat more than hippopotamus’ in Swahili. Gerard, we can got to Newburgh and pick her up (with a forklift) for your lawn in the ‘Ville….

  23. Dick says:

    Go to Rick’s, midtown – the place employs some serious Brazilian talent. Great local place to get a taste of Brazil, quite literally.

  24. maverick says:

    whats with the pile of dog shut near her feet???

  25. Elaine Benes says:

    Oooh, Ricky, those stretch marks are painin’ me.

    Second pic, she looks like she’s taken in on her knees many times. Nice.

  26. Daily Dump says:

    [...] God decided Brazilian women should look like this [The Danza Tap] [...]

  27. mark street says:

    ADMIN:
    Update——> 23-year-old Russian supermodel Irina Sheik is the pic

    This is emanuela—topless

    http://www.emanueladepaula.com/pictures.html

  28. Travis the Chimp says:

    Thanks Mark Street,

    Giselle get down one step on the podium

  29. Elaine Benes says:

    And I love that Emanuela’s website has an ad for Billy Graham.org. “not your grandma’s ministry”… those are not grandma’s boobs, either. Well done, sirs.