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Matt Lauer got canned. Don’t know why these two care, the one on the right looks like an ape in a t-shirt.

Lauer was making $30 million a year to put on a scarf and taste hot chocolate at Christmas festivals. Had I the chance I would have choked him to death a long time ago.

That he was playing aggressive take-no-prisoners grab-ass with sexy, hand-picked interns is probably Matt’s lone redeeming feature.

TDT Newsdesk: Breaking … RIP, Shyla Stylez

Highly prized clam takes a final report.

Take it away, anchorman…

Shyla’s vital stats…

• Shyla appeared in her first film Slap Happy in 2000 at the age of 19.

• Nominated at the 2009 XRCO Awards for the Best Cumback.

• Shyla Stylez was inducted into the Hall of Fame of the Urban X Awards in 2011.

No star shines brighter than a drug dealer at an Urban X Awards after party.

Shyla had big cans.

The cumback is over.