The Seven Sauces

At world chef summit meeting in Montevideo, South America last week Chef Pépin finally released his essential sauces.

Anchovy
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White Clam
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Béchamel
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Gooseberry
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Aus Jus La Porterhouse
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Diamond Stinkbug
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Putanesca
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“Without these essential sauces there would be nothing!”, Pépin repeatedly screamed through a megaphone while pounding his fist on the lectern. Everybody clapped.

Calling in black to work

The problem with black people is that they grow up. Just ask Sandra Bullock…

Hopes of harmony.
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Trouble in paradise.
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Big ol’ burden.
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Something tells me, and it well might be the homegrown terrorists using social media & “campus activism” to gain widespread acceptance that ultimately leads to #BLM snipers shooting police in the back, that we’re not living in a post-racial era of healing.

But maybe there’s hope. Did you know that the only two black employees in Silicon Valley can “call in black” whenever they like.

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It’s quite a concept, I’ve admittedly been calling in black to TDT myself, but it’s a slippery slope. Some are envisioning the day when lacrosse players will start calling in white for practice.

Now the handiwork of these cretins were on Facebook for all to admire…

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The dead shooter was 25 and had never been arrested before. Oh the horrors he must have known.

After this news broke late last night, I couldn’t resist the urge to look at Facebook. Curiously, there were 3 different white female “friends” of mine had the same story posted – which essentially was a) the responsibility white people have to support #BlackLivesMatter and b) strict instructions on how to do so.

When I check the Facebook today, all three have deleted their limp-wristed posts. Shocker.