Breaking news: TheDanzaTap has brokered a deal via trusted Spaniard connections.
We will send South America notorious green-haired swimmer Ronnie Chotchke…
… in exchange for this Pampas-area lass who stole our hearts and now must face a few reports of justice.
This is big.
Sources say she told a
van full of gentlemen that she would meet them later that night at a respectable establishment – only to not show up.
Aghast at her antics, the chaps thought they were headed for
a Starbucks to regroup – but somehow got stuck in evil Wesley’s booby trap. A few remaining stragglers did manage to reach a safe haven for men, but once there tragically caught AIDS from a toilet seat.
This one needs to pay.
Dr. Scholl even showed up.
TRANSLATION: These walls are funny. First you hate ’em, then you get used to ’em. Enough time passes, you get so you depend on them. Then it rains 100 dollar bills, I love this place.
The podium has its privileges.
Five black guys shoot another five black guys in Milwaukee on Saturday. Then a black cop protecting a black neighborhood shoots a black guy with a stolen gun, so black people riot and shoot at firemen trying to put out the fires they set.
Now black people are on TV telling white people to look in the mirror. I am the fairest of them all.
Paste her taint with
TDT Barbecue Sauce® – it may stink a little but so what?
Dry Rub Ribs
Bon appetite los animales!
I don’t know who any of these people are, but I do know a good interview when I see one.