The Danza Tap

UNITS: Prepare for trouser de-pleating.

Name: Anais Zanotti. Of Italian and French extraction.

Homeland: South of France.

Bio: A wily talent scout discovered a teenaged Anais on a French beach. Her heroes tend to slutty models.

Aquaman’s scouting report proved correct – her ass checks out.

Hobbies: Selfies.

Friends: Anais prefers the company of glorious ass.

Primary talent: Looking hot.

Controversy: Zanotti’s ass is non-cooperative with bikinis assigned to cover it.

Training Regimen: Rigorous.

Women shouldn’t shove glass pipes up their cootch for the same reason men shouldn’t shove Christmas ornaments up their ass – because delicate items break.

North Dakota’s Jeana Marie Smart, all of 26, stuck her glass meth piece along with a capped syringe in her vagina after she crashed her car on a Cass County, ND road.

She tried telling the officer that she was having her period when blood started dripping profusely from her crotch.

The story is almost as gross as her face.
So take a bow, Ms. Smart. Only 26 and you’ve been inducted into the Faces of Meth Hall of Fame on your first ballot.

GENERAL LEE notes her dad used to be a trouble maker himself…

I care about women.

Gay fashionistas have conspired to torture our ladies by foisting uncomfortably tight shorts upon them – which serves to suffocate and choke your average hungry butt.

Our mission to free some ass.

Her tears are hidden.

Tormented, she turned to ask for help.

In tight shorts she yearns to be as free as the wildflowers.

She perseveres.

Double whammy. Can’t run far in them boots.

Poor girl.