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Unless you’re a lip reader it’s not an easy transition from the dong-eat-dong world of Grindr to the confusing world of Tinder with its women.
Not sure which way to swipe, what pipe to wipe, or what hoof to poof.
I wonder if she can cook? Mother would like that.
Farewell to The Mooch.
Btw, The Mooch resigned at 8am … media found out when it was supposed to – in the early afternoon when it was announced.
No more leaks?
Single scoop for a nice summer’s day.
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Item: Sports Illustrated.
SI, a faded entity by anyone’s standard, is doubling down on loserdom. Trashing their one remaining strength, swimsuit girls, with bodyshape inclusiveness.
That means this orca, Tabria Majors, is THE cover girl.
This would bother me if I even knew where to find the magazine, much less read it.
Lest we forget.
Summa this summa that summa feedbags.
Spritzer
Clams on the Half Shell
Hand-crafted Chicken Nuggets
Sushi Maki
Veal Cutlet
Porterhouse
Prime Rib
Banana Bread
Bon appetite los animales!
This guy is great.
Fuck all those motherfuckers.
What a difference two years make.
Video withheld because Magda has said enough.
Dubs.
Doubly dubs.
Treble.
Renegade.
Fashion forward.
Wash up, wildcat.
A rare behind-the-scenes glimpse of a dagger purification ceremony…
