Just like Grand Pa Pa

May 15th, 2013

You think this kid is some kind of freak?

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Well, he’s not. It’s genetic. Read the rest of this entry »

May 14th, 2013

Topics covered in this video include…

furry (brillo pad) muffs…
landing strips…
shiny hardwood floors…
and… wait for it…watch it til the end….
a TDT favorite!

MR. GIMLET

Currywurst Bro closed

May 14th, 2013

Took this pic myself, still can’t believe it.

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I thought Currywurst Bro was going to take over the world.

Miss TDT 2013: Shawn Dillon

May 14th, 2013

Something simply smashing about this Shawn Dillon…

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Here’s Shawn for TeenyB.
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TeenyB is not to be confused with TinyB, BTeen, TeenyBois, or TeenThaiBoiJack’s – all popular Bangkok watering holes.

Despite rumors to the contrary, the ass checks out.
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Shawn tanned.
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Shawn without makeup.
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Shawn multimedia.

Caption it: Internet meme winds down

May 13th, 2013

This picture is the bullet that put a lame trend out of its misery.

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By comparison retaking old pictures makes planking seem like a socially redeemable act.

Hopefully you never partook in this flaming activity.

Wish I could claim this myself…

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The view

May 13th, 2013

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And an opposite take.

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Everyone wants to put a pretty face on it.

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What were we talking about again?

White walker loves a bomber

May 13th, 2013

I consider this tatt-rat teeny waitress obsessed with the Boston bomber to be a domestic terrorist.

And a White Walker. This bitch has to die in a fire.

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Says the idiot:

“Getting one of Jahar’s tweets tattooed on me tomorrow. Guess you could say I’m a #FreeJahar supporter,”

I’d rather someone tattoo this URL on her arm, to permanently remind her of her hero’s deeds: http://richardfamilyboston.tumblr.com/

Hey skank, no tattoos for the 7-year old? Last evening, just 23 days after the bombing attack on Boston, our seven year old daughter Jane underwent her eleventh surgery.

(And how nice of the NYPost to cover this. After all, they were among the leaders in covering the bomber’s Facebook likes and wrestling matches and buddies who “never suspected” … all that fawning coverage spawned fans for the bomber? Gee, who ever saw that coming?)

Happy Not My Mom Day

May 13th, 2013

Traditionally Not My Mom Day falls on the the Monday following Mother’s Day. It’s a general thanks for not being trailer trash/ghetto garbage.

Happy home.
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Weaning D’Marcus off the faucet will prove difficult.
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Not yet wary of her biker’s sudden interest in her daughter.
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For God’s sake, camera train your child.
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Still love this picture.
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Last saw her on a sidewalk.
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Never heard of Not My Mom Day? That’s because you yourself was raised by wolves. Apologies for any discomfort felt here.

Meat on Friday, Mother’s Day menu

May 10th, 2013

Big eats. Can’t go see mom looking like a sad bag of bones.

Lean jerky
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Snackwells
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Kebobs
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Porterhouse
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Hassenpfeffer (German stew)
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Greased beast (chef’s special)
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Street meat
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Porterhouse (2nd feeding)
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Hanger steak
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Bon appetite, los animales.

Poaching overseas talent

May 10th, 2013

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TDT board member EAGLE EYE reached over my helmet and made an offer to one Luisa Zissmancan, 25, a contestant currently embroiled in a scandal on the UK’s The Apprentice UK scandal. Titsy is gonna be pissed when she finds out we hired non-union.

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This is when the interview started getting real.
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Interview ended here, she didn’t even know it started.
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Extra curric ..
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More extra curric…
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Tried my best to air the funbags. Will keep looking…

***WTF SHE’S WALKING OFF THE JOB!!!***

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