Champ?

December 16th, 2014

It’s obvious to anyone who’s even glanced at the internet over the past year and a half that the world is hungry for a sideboob champion.

And August Ames may have just landed the knockout punch.

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The only question is: is Ames disqualified for being a porn star? That’s pro ranks in what many feel is an amateur endeavor. Weigh in.

Lisa. Respect. Oakland. Mopeds.

December 16th, 2014

FOK: Barbara Fialho

December 16th, 2014

Wasn’t sure what to think when presented with a picture of Victoria Secret model, Barbara Fialho.

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I think I like it. But too much unaccounted for here, need more.

Then we see a pic like this…barb2

… and we’re reminded that her parents met on the set of a Bond movie.

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Not good.

Or is it?

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Thankfully her body of her let’s us cross-reference and we can affirm that her ass checks out.

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Bone for the boob-dogs
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Fill or kill?

Caption it: Chowing some ass before the Lions game

December 16th, 2014

Bold pre-game captured by a fan-cam in Detroit.

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I thought off the lip of the rim was a basketball term.

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Are you trying to tell me this 17-year old did NOT make $72 million trading online during recess?

December 16th, 2014

Real story.

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All I can say is for the simulated trades, I was very successful. The returns were incredible and outperformed the S&P.

Honestly, “high schooler trades during lunch hour; makes $72 million” is so dumb I kind of believed it momentarily. I figured he some God-level algorithm.

CNBC was going to put that faggot on TV. Too bad.