Microchip implanted into Travis the Chimp’s mind is gift to science.
It’s safe to deduce that a) this isn’t Florida and b) she knows dark sauseetch.
Beyond that it’s all speculation.
We might have to issue a FOKwa.
Sir. Sir! It’s your move. And dammit, why is it that your the only one around here that doesn’t stink to high heaven?
‘Tis only fair to let your foe select his weapon before enjoining him in battle.
No doubt my man Donald Sterling is having a well-deserved laugh today as news breaks that LA Clippers star Blake Griffin injured himself hitting a Clippers employee.
I’m sure the 5’3″ locker room gopher started the whole thing.
Advice: Best to manage Father’s Day expectations…
… and make up for it on Mother’s Day.
Confirmed: Seussexuals exist.