Classic white interloper

November 24th, 2014

See if you spot one.

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Or two.

I guess the mystery of what Phil Rizzuto might have done had he not been able to play baseball has been solved: he would have been an NBC page/pimp/lookout to the stars, just like Frank Scotti.

Scotti: “It bothered me. . . . You’ve got all of these kids, every time,” he told The News. “I used to like him, but that’s the reason I quit him after so many years — because of the girls.”

They’re all coming out of the woodwork now, not just the bimbos.

I almost feel sorry for Cosby. Almost.

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So, what’s next?

How about that Stevie Wonder isn’t blind!

Caption it: Catch of the day

November 24th, 2014

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Caption it: Ass oglers

November 24th, 2014

Yes, we ogle ass.

Yet so do others. Let us look…

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1) First day of spring break, just recognizing an open window for switch hitting.

2) Third day of spring break, sausage a commodity now. Ordering some ass to go with it.

3) Fourth day of spring break, occasional waves of shame no match for acquired taste for debauch.

4) Sixth day of spring break, filthy memories have now crowded out most thoughts. Finger serves as placeholder.

5) Wondering if she will fit into his duffel bag whole or chopped.

6) Camo beach hat. No sex this week.

Carne tu viernes

November 21st, 2014

En un pronunciamiento televisado durante el horario estelar el jueves de Capitan de la Stabbez.

Un elemento clave es su plan para culo y tatas.

Breakfast Buffet
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Chilaquiles
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Tacos al Pastor
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Tostadas
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Street Meat
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Chiles en Noogata
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Puertohouse
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Poblano Chimichanga
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Fajita Casserole
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Eat hearty you fucking animals!

Our last hope?

November 21st, 2014

This guy ain’t helping…

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And the Hall of Justice’s last superhero didn’t work out.

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… and just when things are at their darkest…

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