So … apparently Amazon is going to merge with Big Brown … let’s see what some meat at the table can do for you.
Bon appetite los animales!
Matt Lauer got canned. Don’t know why these two care, the one on the right looks like an ape in a t-shirt.
Lauer was making $30 million a year to put on a scarf and taste hot chocolate at Christmas festivals. Had I the chance I would have choked him to death a long time ago.
That he was playing aggressive take-no-prisoners grab-ass with sexy, hand-picked interns is probably Matt’s lone redeeming feature.
Ol’ White Tyson saving civilization once again.
Refresher course for those of you born after 2005 …
Highly prized clam takes a final report.
Take it away, anchorman…
Shyla’s vital stats…
• Shyla appeared in her first film Slap Happy in 2000 at the age of 19.
• Nominated at the 2009 XRCO Awards for the Best Cumback.
• Shyla Stylez was inducted into the Hall of Fame of the Urban X Awards in 2011.
No star shines brighter than a drug dealer at an Urban X Awards after party.
The cumback is over.