We Meat on Friday

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night keeps Captain Stabbin’ from the swift completion of his appointed rounds just outside of US jurisdiction in international waters.

Shaved Parmesan
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Turkey Clube
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Jalapeño Bully Poppers

A&T Classico
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Steak au Poivre
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Porterhouse
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Grubsteak
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Scooter Pie
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Bon appetite los animales!

Chicago beat: Time for a Purple Drank Summit

Let CNN mansplain it for you: though legally adults these Black Lives Matter activists are essentially just kids and therefore really too young and innocent to hate, despite screaming ‘fuck white people’, the beatings and stabbings, and various tortures, etc.

That Chicago Police Department commander further lamented about these kids, I mean young adults … and in his defense – when you close your eyes and turn the volume down on the Facebook Live video, it’s kind of difficult to deduce that any sort of real crime is going down there.

And since they’re voters that hate Trump and his supporters, well …

HEY COOLIO!!!

HEY COOLIO!!!

Some good news: Macy’s is taking it up the ass for talking shit about The Donald.

New year

10 minute meditation to set your intentions for a healthy 2017.

Namaste.

Swimsuit by: Ernie Zoo
Soundtrack written and performed by: The Donger
Model: Sandra Büllé