I was right. They were all wrong.

Some of you know me as admin, but almost all of you know me better as Feelisha Peekinstein, Gender Issues Editor and legendary columnist at The Waldo Tribune … but now I must resign over our vaunted Anti-Bullying issue because our resident artist apparently lives in a world where bullies resemble mental patients.

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All I wanted to do was clear up misconceptions and I felt like Crocodile Dundee saying “Knawfe? No, mate, now this a KNAWFE!” when I presented the Tribune staff with evidence of real deal tit bullying.

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They couldn’t handle it – not even when my presentation came sourced, cited, and documented.

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Key:
1) minion
2) bully
3) homos
4) Wednesday’s child

I told them of the viciousness.

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I demonstrated how things are really out of control.

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But all their heads remain stuck in the sand, unwilling to see the truth – a truth I cautiously must share with you.

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Because that’s my job.

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So now thanks to my smart phone I can go to the gym and not even leave the ladies locker room** to get my workout in. Progress.

** It’s crazy but every time I go to Planet Fitness my gender auto-switches itself as I enter the place. Can’t explain it but it’s true.

And there it was, Meat on Friday

Announcement: I am sick and tired of people who make announcements of things that they are sick and tired of. Why can’t everyone be like me?

Thanks for letting me vent. If anyone needs me I’ll be in the field shirking my duties.

Sloptails on the Veranda
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Ham A&T
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Canned Heat
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Pan Seared Funchos
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Game Hen
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Porterhouse
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Prime Rib
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Late Night Menu
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Bon appetite los animales!