Ink’s elements, curated by TW

May 22nd, 2013

Salute true negus. TW sifted through the trash and delivers us gold, click for closer inspections.

Just a hint
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Half sleeve
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Full sleeve
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Just the hip
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The back
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Left leg
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Right center
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The hooter
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The full monty
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The dirty dozen

May 21st, 2013

And we’re supposed to be poolside this week! Politics, man… I tell ya…

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..7 – sassy
11 – brassy
..9 – gassy

Sign of the times

May 21st, 2013

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It was disgraceful the way that town treated Pat Quinn, the way they turned their back on old time hockey. Been plagued ever since.

Having a mayor that looks and acts like Chris Farley was their best chance yet to break the curse.

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But jerky NY media wants to ruin everything. I hate Gawker, what a bunch of faggots.

From Gawker: As you may recall, last week we took a trip to the welcoming, livable city of Toronto to view a video of Ford—who has a long and illustrious history of erratic behavior and inscrutably racist statements—smoking crack cocaine. We returned empty-handed, sadly, because the owner of the tape wanted more money than Gawker could offer.

I stand by Toronto, the jewel of the great norte.

It has long been said that Canada is America’s roomy, stylish hat and that Mexico is our skidmarked drawers. It’s time we honor this and honor Toronto’s mayor by giving him the leeway we gave Marion Barry.

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Any shirt in a storm

May 21st, 2013

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BUSTER

Poolside

May 21st, 2013

We’re poolside this week.

I like #2. Her body language indicates she doesn’t care any more; I sense few ideas in her head that will cloud my judgment. Could be someone I can trust.

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Click for a little better look.

The great Rhian

May 20th, 2013

Stunning…

And now we can pay Read the rest of this entry »

Dogmatic malfunction

May 20th, 2013

Janet Jackson has converted to Islam and is moving to the Middle East

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Take a final Western report, Penny from Good Times, and if you come back please leave your DYN-A-MITE! with your local sheik. Thanks.

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In other news… Read the rest of this entry »

The great Miguel

May 20th, 2013

Rapper Miguel performing at last night’s Billboard Award show.

That’s one way to get famous. 99% of us never heard of him until he kicked some face on YouTube.

Expect a Superbowl halftime show soon.

A quick lyrical selection from Miguel’s now classic “Pussy Is Mine”

Yeah…
Tell me that, that pussy is mine…
Yeah…
You treat a nigga real good, and that’s probably why I always cum…
Yeah…
So lie to me, lie to me, lie to me, so sweet…
‘Cause I don’t ever want to imagine
All the other niggas like me
Ever had a chance to get in your pants
So…
Tell me that, that pussy is mine…

(Or I’ll fly through the air and kick you in the face)

But it’s great Miguel is finally carving his own niche.

He tried copying Vanilla Ice’s look…

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And then Billy Batts’ friend’s look …

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By the way, anyone seen Stacks Edwards?

What’s with the kneepads?

May 20th, 2013

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Maybe they are for begging.

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By clicking these pics you can get a better look at her sneaker treads, I’m a big fan of that shit. Could be hybrid velcro/lace up cross-trainers, possibly New Balance 6500s which debuted in 2010. She will never outrun my van. Read the rest of this entry »

A special Jubilee, Poison 1983-2013

May 17th, 2013

It was thirty years ago today

That Bret and CC got the band to play

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They’ve been going in and out of style

But they’re always guaranteed to raise a smile

So may I introduce to you

What an 80s Glam Band looks like today Read the rest of this entry »